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Pick it up with R – Because bare hands are for pitchforks, not firepower.
Shoot (for fun, obviously) – Warning: No actual damage, but the chickens might file a noise complaint.
Put it down – Right back where it belongs, just like grandpappy’s wrench.
Too heavy to pick up without super strength – Because it has to be heavy or it bounces to de moon!
Now you can sleep easy knowing you’ve got the ultimate farm security—better than a watchdog, scarier than a scarecrow, and more reliable than a Trojan… tractor.
Author: ZyzexProd
